Bathroom behaviour (male)

Argus is not the only one obsessed with bathroom etiquette. Bob has posted another entry regarding the sights and sounds of the office restroom.

My day off from the office saw me delight in the fortress of solitude that is my bathroom. And by delight, I mean that I used it as little as possible. Handsome men have no need to fuss in the washroom; we awake, adventure and slumber in a natural state of excellence.

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Two invitations have been accepted. We may be hiring more writers, I have not decided to what limits this monster will grow. And yes, we all need limits. Some of you ladies need restraints, from the way you act around us. For shame!