The Nurse

Imagine you're sick with a dreadful cold and you just can't seem take good care of yourself. Your nose is constantly runny, your throat feels like it's on fire, and you're coughing like there's no tomorrow.

Then someone tells you that they are willing to provide a nurse who will care for your every need. She will bring you hot soups, fluff your pillows, soothingly rub your back and make your life much easier!

The only catch is that you are not to look at this nurse--not even a glance. You are required to keep your eyes shut whenever she is around.

After a while, you feel a lot better. This nurse sure has worked her magic! You come to the conclusion that you've just got to take a quick look at her and thank her for all she has done.

The next time the nurse enters your room, you open your eyes and are horrified to see that the nurse is a corpse nurse! That's right! Her flesh is all green and black and her eyes are rotted and sunken. What a horrible sight!

Man, I wish I hadn't looked at that nurse!